Cute. Omnipresent. Inescapable.
In a world where privacy is a myth and freedom is a formatting error, one wide-eyed, suspiciously charming squid oversees it all. Inspired by Orwell’s 1984, this deceptively adorable cephalopod brings totalitarian surveillance to a whole new level of squishy. Don’t be fooled by the cheeky smile and wobbly tentacles - behind those cartoon eyes lies a data-driven gaze that never blinks.
Cute. Omnipresent. Inescapable. Because in this dystopia, resistance isn’t just futile - it’s adorably monitored.
Size options appear when the item is added to the cart.
Size Guide (Chest to fit / in inches)
• S - 36/38" / • M - 38/40" / • L - 40/42" / • XL - 42/44" / • 2XL - 45/47" / • 3XL - 49/51"
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True unisex style with side seams. Durable 350gsm fabric with a sturdy, substantial hand feel. Dropped shoulder and oversized feel for a relaxed fit. Self-fabric lined darted hood without drawcords for an urban, minimalist look. High-quality cuffs and bottom hem in 1x1 rib. Kangaroo pocket thoughtfully crafted for comfortable hand placement and secure storage. Contains recycled polyester.
Sustainability Accreditations: Fairly Made WG002 / Investing in Better Cotton / OEKOTEX Standard 100 certified by Centexbel - 2204091 / Fair Wear Leader / 20% RCS recycled polyester, certified by Control Union CU1030092 / PETA-Approved VEGAN
Cute. Omnipresent. Inescapable.
In a world where privacy is a myth and freedom is a formatting error, one wide-eyed, suspiciously charming squid oversees it all. Inspired by Orwell’s 1984, this deceptively adorable cephalopod brings totalitarian surveillance to a whole new level of squishy. Don’t be fooled by the cheeky smile and wobbly tentacles - behind those cartoon eyes lies a data-driven gaze that never blinks.
Cute. Omnipresent. Inescapable. Because in this dystopia, resistance isn’t just futile - it’s adorably monitored.
Size options appear when the item is added to the cart.
Size Guide (Chest to fit / in inches)
• S - 36/38" / • M - 38/40" / • L - 40/42" / • XL - 42/44" / • 2XL - 45/47" / • 3XL - 49/51"
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True unisex style with side seams. Durable 350gsm fabric with a sturdy, substantial hand feel. Dropped shoulder and oversized feel for a relaxed fit. Self-fabric lined darted hood without drawcords for an urban, minimalist look. High-quality cuffs and bottom hem in 1x1 rib. Kangaroo pocket thoughtfully crafted for comfortable hand placement and secure storage. Contains recycled polyester.
Sustainability Accreditations: Fairly Made WG002 / Investing in Better Cotton / OEKOTEX Standard 100 certified by Centexbel - 2204091 / Fair Wear Leader / 20% RCS recycled polyester, certified by Control Union CU1030092 / PETA-Approved VEGAN
